I was bored. That's all. I might add a better description later but I'm too lazy. It was sort of a "So what if I'm ____ because I'm not judging you, you're judging me." Or something like that.
I was just toying with my Corel program and I had planned on making a newer, better version, but I haven't gotten to it yet I'm glad you like it, actually gives me a reason to recreate it!